Puns

'I saw a dragon's tail once.'
'You don't see tales, you read them!'

In a game...
'Oh, there's a fowl!'
All audience turned to look with beady eyes
at the girl who was pointing at a swallow in the sky.

'Don't lemme catch ya using foul language again!' warned chicken A.
Chicken B retorted, 'Ye born a chicken, what more d'ya expect?!'

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